boring person who is very sad inside.
shut the fuck up Fox News
Mostly posting this because of my thirst, I can’t lie.
Going straight in my hoops tag
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE